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July 8, 2019

JUST WHEN YA THINK THINGS CAN’T GET ANY MORE WEIRD…

Filed under: Business,Copywriting Tips — linwoodaustin @ 12:11 pm
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JUST WHEN YA THINK THINGS CAN’T GET ANY MORE WEIRD…
Now you can RENT your clothes.
What a bad omen of things to come.
In times gone by, we had an old phrase; “He’d give you the shirt off his back”. It meant the guy was kind.
But now, what if you don’t own “the shirt on your back”, you’re just renting it?
Bad omen.
You don’t own your house, your car, and now your clothes?
You’re making payments on it all?
Bad omen.
You’ve become, essentially, a slave to the credit card-banking system.
And if you fall behind on your underwear payment?
Will the repo-man hunt you down and take back those panties?
Ya know Deutsche Bank is in the news, as a bankrupt bank. (THE FIRST DOMINO?)
Just how much credit can we stand before it all falls apart and we have to start over and the guy selling shirts and eggs says, “NO CREDIT, COD (cash on delivery) ONLY.
Throughout history… if you study that sort of thing… every credit expansion has been followed by an equal credit contraction.
Good luck out there.Screen Shot 2019-07-08 at 6.02.31 AM

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